Alien Baseball drama

I like the first episode when they were running from the crooks..So lovey dovey..

one of my fav songs..

lol...If you were gay

super funny these shows..never notice back then that all my favorite shows has the same kid..CAO JUN..lol..

i think i cried when Nezha died..

he's dead

MICHAEL JACKSON's DEAD!!!!!

oh god..I wonder which is more shocking.. The fact that the MJ dead or the fact that my MUM knows it earlier than i did..

Anyway, me and my pals at MadMonkeyz was talking about it and one of them said,

"Its a sure thing he's going to die early.. Look at all the chemical he use to bleach himself. He's a naturally black but he made himself so white, he's PALE!!!"

The holidays and The wedding

ok..so, so far, I learnt a few holiday lessons..

1. Never cross a busy road with your eyes on the tar, even though the car is few meters away- they can SPEED up!
2. Klulafa al-Rashidin was the period during khalifah pemerintahan (for some weird reason, the words hang in my brain)
3. .....

ok..i guess thats all..

Last tuesday-the week before today- I went for an overnight stay at PnB Darby Park hotel, all compliments from my Lil'Aunt. She's getting marry the next day. Me, one of my cousins and her boyfriend toured the hotel and went to all the interesting floors..Games room,gym room,sauna, swimming pool..Anyway, the hotel room was HUMONGOUS!!!well, for a average family income, it seems like a luxurious suite for me la..

"There's 3 large king-bed room, 1 large bathroom with a large CLEAN bathtub and a shower, 2 normal bathroom though still bigger than those at home, 1 toiletroom by the frontdoor, 4 TV's!! and a large living room and average kitchen. "

It was fun.. We went to Cheras just for dinner..Giler ho? My uncle favorite place mah,so can't do anything..At night, after everyone gone to bed and slept like a pig, I slept in the CLOSET..at first, the small one, then the larger one.An hour later, I woke up with a stiff neck. After that, the toilet. Before I sleep though, I gave the others a thought and decided its not a good scene if one of them come in for a pee and saw me (haha).. So, I headed outside and sleep at the sofa down the hall..
*the look on the paperboy face..haha..

On wednesday, we went to our Aunt's wedding.. Enough said, lets picture do the talk..





Look at the middle guy..thats my uncle Kok, his wife and the right side de is my 3rd uncle.

chop chop..quick! Take a picture with the bride!

Another one!!!


The wedding vow!!



The places where they take the wedding vow, "Tian Hou Gong"


Huh?


Crazy galssss..
The legendary annoying couple..Everything they did was so couple-ish..

My favorite family, The Koks'..

p/s : sigh..believe it or not, I'm the shortest..jeez..

Seriously, guys..

seriously..What's wrong with MEN and their ewww.. CROTCH??

Its like everywhere I go, sure there's some one, MAN to be specific who always grab their crotch in public.. I wonder.. Are they brainless or just some big egomaniac who thought their thing is SOOOOOO BIG ? I mean, ya, sure,maybe 1 mm bigger than Frankie (if you know who-what- I was talking about)..

Those guys me and SN saw last few months when there's a sepak takraw competition.. Those guys kept on grabbing their crotch.. SN said that's because of their pants.. I remember I thought or was it said?,

"Why wear those TIGHT pants when its uncomfortable? A bunch of idiotic show off who thought their Frank Cocktail is a huge member.."

I mean, COME ON!! If you're really going to grab or scratch the thing, PLEASE DO IT IN PRIVATE PLACE!!!!Not out in the public where everyone can see it...................

Ask any girl and most of them would said its DISGUSTING and definitely not a Turn On for them when a guy did that..

To guys who did that : FIX YOUR BRAIN!!!!

p/s : Just a thought of the day at 9 am in the morning.. No offense..Those who feel offended could just shove it up their arse..

Topic of the day : Are they even human?

Just came to CC after 2 hours of simple rock climbing..hello??? I'm a BEGINNER ok?! I can climb left to right and vice versa but the swinging part is TOTALLY hard!! I wonder how people actually can climb till the ceiling..Are they even human??!!!
Anyway,pretty fun..met 2 new friends..Not exactly friends but socialite i think?
I think they are going to be right when they said that the hand muscle is going to ache like hell tomorrow..They said it with a laugh and, "You'll see next time we met"
Well,guys..Any of you thought of joining?
Its located a few steps from the Carrefour Express at Desa Setapak and is called Madmonkeyz..I know what you're thinking about Rach..

p/s : My hands muscles tightening now and I kept making typo mistake..

Abstinence...saddddddd

Well, I gotta keep a healthy food intake at least for a month..Reason? My aunt getting marry in a month time and I want to look good..Might wear a skirt*shudder* but haven't decide yet..
Anyway, I have to have abstinence from 5 things for a month.

1. Instant noodles twice a week only
2. Less white bread and NO chocolate bars unless I'm doing sports
   
3. No fasting(they said I look like a bone which i so totally do not<-.->)
4. No nuts or acne causing things
5. TOTALLY NO STRESS!!

Well, do you think i can do it? I doubt I'd follow..

Anyway,found a rock climbing center at Desa Setapak..Going to sign up as soon as I got the $$ from bank.. Good thing I save up huh?

Check it out..the babe is CUTE!

Concerto Pour Deux Voix

F***ing around with picture..

this little cocky idiot name is ANDERSON..for more prove, scroll the damn thing down..

see..PROVED>.< If this person did any wrong, tell the authority that the name is Anderson Tan.

ps : The nose is not sharp enough..sigh..Why do i have the girl problem of finding faults with one
own self?

ps 2 : Put whatever you want for the star at the title..I'm innocent for any indecent thought
YOU have.

The straight A's _ _ _ _ _ _..

haha..guess their relationship? I'm telling everyone since my bro said, "Tell everyone about them". He might be joking but I'm not..MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA

Found it while searching randomly..LOLX

With a slice of cucumber
Girl: I'd like a triple vanilla ice cream sundae with chocolate syrup, nuts, whipped cream, topped off with a slice of cucumber.
Waiter: Did I hear you right? Did ou say top it off with a slice of cucumber?
Girl: Good heavens, you're right! forget the cucumber – I'm on a diet.


Diet buddies
Rosey and Nina were best of friends and tried to do everything together. Rosey announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
"Good," Nina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get a burger and fries, I'll call you first."
"Great," Rosey replied. "I'll ride with you to Burger King."


Diet pills
"I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds.
"I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time...."


Food groups
Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the bonbon group, the salty snack group, the caffeine group, and the whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is group.


Five Steps to a Healthy Diet
The Government has issued new guidelines for a healthy diet. They advise you to:
1. List your ten favourite foods.
2. List your five favourite drinks.
3. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur balls, or little trees.
4. List water.
5. Avoid 1 & 2; eat only 3; drink only 4.


Health Note
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Beans = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar beets. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate bars also contain milk, which contains calcium.
So, chocolate bars are a health food.
Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
Send this to all the people you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.
That's why I had to pass this on - - - I didn't want to risk it. - - - - - - - - - -


I'm not fat
I'm not fat...
... I'm just short for my weight.


It's time to diet and exercise when...
...you try to do a few push ups and discover that certain body parts refuse to leave the floor.
...your children look through your wedding album and want to know who Daddy's first wife was.
...you get winded just saying the words "six-kilometre run."
...you come to the conclusion that, if God really wanted you to touch your toes each morning, He would have put them somewhere around your knees.
...you analyze your body honestly and decide what you should develop first is your sense of humour.
...you step on a talking scale and it says, "Come back when you're alone."
...to you, "Itsy-Bitsy Teenie-Weenie Yellow Polka dot Bikini" and "The Impossible Dream" become the same song.
...you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.


New internet diet
'It's the hottest new diet! You attach this special modem to your stomach and upload your fat to a skinny person on the net!'


Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray the Lord my soul to keep.If I should die before I wake,I pray the Lord my fat to take,And leave behind a skinny shell,And all my fat can go to hell!


Self delusion
Self delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scales.~ Paul Sweeney


Slimming advice
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like-just don't swallow it.~ Harry Secombe


Stressed
Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ?


The problems of a healthy diet
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side appartment, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area."
"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"


The rules of chocolate
- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
- The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
- Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
- A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
- If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
- If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
- Money talks. Chocolate sings.
-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
-If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
- Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.

Diet feast
During a get-together at my son's house, he had prepared quite a feast. In spite of the extrapounds I'd gained the previous winter, I forged ahead and loaded my plate. "Dad !" he said, eyeing my repast, "I thought you were on a diet."
"I am!" I replied, "But I need all of this to give me the strength to go on."


The toughest part of a diet...
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.


You can't lose weight without exercise
You can't lose weight without exercise. But I've got a philosophy about exercise. I don't think you should punish your legs for something your mouth did. Drag your lips around the block once or twice. ~ Gwen Owen

Changeling, starring Angelina Jolie

Watching it at Orange today..still watching it now..

Check under the Wineville Chicken Coop Murder..About 20 boys were murdered by the sick guy..I'm EXTREMELY happy that he's dead though I hope they tortured him just as how he tortured those kids..Bloody bastard..A hang was too easy for him. A simple dead and that's all? Who the hell would be scare of that?
Those murderers probably thought that if they could get away from one murder, they are cleverer than the polices and they would do again just for the thrill of it. When they are caught, its either maximum security prison or death..Thats all? sigh..I don't think that give much of a warning to society..

sry for being a sadistic(i think) bastard today..just feeling angry after doing a research of this murder..

2 movie under 24 hours

Went to watch movie with my cousin and her hubby yesterday.. We watched Watchmen. Bad choices.. It was a HORRIBLE choice..The movie was a total idiotic thing.. My favorite part of it was when Jon( not our infamous Jon here) handle the machine thingy and all the screw and spare parts float everywhere.. I like the Jon character..He can remain calm at all times. However, he was losing his humanity senses.. I also like the guy with the changing mask. He's so cool albeit being a sadistic. Love the scenes when he fights,,Shock!. According to Yi Hua and Ian, its full of 18 rated thing and I shouldn't watch it.. Suck you! I'm old enough ok.. There's not even full nudity, maybe got one but you can't see any part.. Its probably 16 rated only.. Ian said the goverment(i think) is so *tupid. They cut out the unnecessary part and left those hamsap part.. What's the point then?

Then today,

Went to KLCC with Rachel to watch movie. We watched Race to With Mountain, starring Dwaynne Johnson, Alexander Ludwig, and Anna Sophia Robb. It was WICKED AWESOME. The movie had some hilarious part.. I totally love the scene when Dwaynne talked to the dog thing.. That was crazy!!haha.. I make a lot of funny faces trying to control my laughter..Lol..Then me and Rachel went to Isetan and spend around 10-15 minutes there because I was in another of my dilemma again. I can't make my choice between buying Snickers 3 for 6.65 or a box of Meiji Crackers.. In the end, I bought one pack of Meiji Crackers and a bar of Snickers.. Everything was gone by 10 pm..Haha..gluttony act.. Then me and Rachel went to Cold Storage for a walk just to past the time before heading home again..She heads home, I heads Library..

Anyway, its a nice day courtesy of the movie and I didn't tired out caused there's only two of us and I don't need to give a damn about others..

p/s : Saw TBA..still short as ever.. XP

Slumdog review..

Slumdog millionaire..

Saw Jon 'article' and decided to write mine.. I watched it for the first time last week at 5.30 am in my house and again this morning, at the same time.. HEi, it IS a nice movie.. The kids were so cute especially the Jamal character(the teen one is pretty handsome XD).. Its pretty much a nice movie which talked about cruelty against people who lived in a poor place. The most terrible part was when the bastard Maman and his *dogs* burned that little boys eye.. At first I thought they gouged it out, but later found out they burned it with HOT water..

Another movie with happy ending (even though Salim's dead).. To tell the truth, I won't mind watching it again..

A shitty short vid by Jaiz