define : Marriage

Marriage : A stupid act done by many only to realise later on that they don't match each other.

ok,so my mum had this discussion...AGAIN!!

Title : Marriage

(....)
Jaiz : I don't know.. Told you I don't intend to get marry anyway..
Mum : That's what you say now..Wait till you found someone you love..
Jaiz : Even then I won't want to get marry.. Marriage is a waste of time and money.. I'd rather invest in stock than paying the lawyer fees when we divorce.
Mum : Not everyone divorce..
Jaiz : (majority does) You and dad are the best example..I'm going to do IVF and have children but I'm not going to be tie down by marriage..
Mum :(speechless)

The end..

So what's with marriage anyway? I mean nowadays, MOST people have sexs before marriage and it NOT illegal once we turned 18 (16 in America).. So, guys, don't even mention the "you're not going to have sexs? " thing.. Other than that, why marry when you're only going to divorce..How many idiots have make the mistake and cause emotional suffering to their offspring,turning them into idiots and passed on to THEIR offsprings and the cycles continue.. Bet that out of 10 people of first time marriage, more than half would still be together by their deathbed, NOT~

SO, what's with marriage discussion will ends here for now cause its 5 in the morning and my mind is BLANK..

define piss off and some history

piss off : a word to describe anger or totally annoy with someone/something..

Man!!I'm really piss off right now..My bike pedal fell off when i was cycling and I have no idea how to put it back, not that I want to.. since it was split at one side.. Need to buy a new one.. Not a big problem but i DON"T know how to repair it..Damn it!!

oh ya..since me is ME..Me doesn't post up the newest important news..

History

26/2/09- Aatikah(or something..not close enough to know her name spelling) tried suiciding at the walkway outside of our class window.. Personally, I was sad there's NOTHING happen..Guess I'm pretty rot in the brain huh? And oh ya, my mum actually ask, " Will she die falling from the third floor?" I guess its in my genes..XD

27/2/09 - SOME FUCKING IDIOT STEAL MY MONEY WHICH ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO PASS TO MY BROTHER AND NOW I HAVE TO TAKE MY OWN MONEY TO PAY HIM!!!

define Snickers

Snickers : A wonderfully created chocolate bars with caramel and loads and loads of nuts by Mars brand.. A must have by everyone who's feeling the dump..

AN ODE TO SNICKERS

Snickers o snickers,
Why are thee so wonderfully scrumptious,
Practically drool every time I saw thee on the aisle,
Ever since thee ends in my stomach.

Thy might not be alive,
Thy might not be nice to hug,
But Snickers,
Thy are MY favorites must have of all time.

Snickers o snickers,
Wish I could eat loads more of thee,
But too much of thee is bad news,
To my thigh, bums and calves,
If thee fat is deposited in the boobs area,
I don't suppose I should complain, right?

But snickers o snickers,
Knowing how evil you are does not,
Repeat, DOES NOT,
Stop me from goggling thee perfectly shape body,
Nor does it stop me from devouring you.

Snickers o snickers,
Thee are the BEST creation ever by God,
After Yamada Ryosuke...

p/s : As i don't speak Old English, so it may sound and seem weird.. THANK YOU..

define : exam

exam : the worst thing for a teenager especially when he/she is in the state of identity crisis.
A gentleman revenge or so they said.

sigh..exam starts today.. Its so boring..sitting around for few hours after I was done with it..sounds kinda like sexs don't you think? anyway, the only great thing about that is I could use the time to sleep. Anyhow, tomorrow is sejarah.. Feel so lazy about studying at home so now, I'm currently at cyber.. Its not a bad place to study.. *ya right..* haha..
Do you think I should go for Cyber-addict Anonymous? I think addicted to cybering is about as bad as addicted to gambling..

Oh ya, I created a few crime solving game which currently, the best solver is Eunice.. She had quite a brain like mine courtesy to all those Cherub, Spies, Thriller, Crime book we read all the time. It was pretty much fun creating murder scenes. I'm making it a practice so that when I feel like writing a detective novel , it would have something worth reading and keep my readers in suspense..hehe

define : evil

Evil : something that was done out of humanity or if there's any, little humanity. Generally, ONLY involve human .Spread throughout the world in 5 degree. Dangerity (if there's this word) increased going down.

1. Parents : Keeping on tab of those thing that should NOT be their problems but out of love for a child though the love is often thought of being annoying.
2. Teenagers : Messing up with their pals, torturing those who IS not in their rank or look/act differently than them.
3. Children/Toddlers : The most intelligent and imaginative stage of human race while growing up. Torture its parents and siblings nonethelessly. Have no sense of danger.
   
4. Petty/Normal criminals : Created a slight fear of losing, security in everyone. Make a fool out of themself.
5. a>PEDOPHILES : Created a world where children/teenagers is a target. Should be hanged/electrocuted/mutilated the way they tortured their victims.

b> BACKSTABBERS OF A FRIEND : Worst of all kind. The most common might
cause nothing much than a few days of crying. The more cruel one might cause
thoughts of dead which eventually only lead to one plunging themselves to dead or losing their sanity.

geez.. Been in a terrible state these few days. Having 'diarrhea' , the equal evil and more meddlesome twin of constipation. Requires frequent eager running to the toilet-god bless the Domineer for having a bigger and more comfortable toilet- and rolling around on the bed trying to NOT think of the grumbling and rumbling of the stomach every time something fell in MY endless pit.

8.30 am ,
Around after an hour of school, I called, an actual description is SMS-ING the Domineer- evil degree was countless at that moment- to fetch me home. She AGREED, which totally FREAKED me out. I thought maybe she knows that I been having diarrhoea and agreed which is totally NOT.. The moment, alright.. 3 seconds after I was in the car, she starts to scold me and BLAMED me for the problem I'm having.
Her reason : I ate orange for breakfast..

-.- Make no sense right? I mean, come on, what could an orange do to my body? I need a balance breakfast. Half a tau sah pao and orange could NOT possibly does this damage and this particular damage is DONE 4 days ago..

I was so pissed off, the moment I reached home, I sat on MY side of bathroom and stayed in there for like 20-25 minutes before cleaning up and went to my room. Don't know why.. Been so particular tired , that I fell asleep only to be woke up by the Domineer - her again- that I got so grouchy, I sat in my room, reading the book I borrowed from Yaz till she went out. Then I went for an eating spreeeeeeeeee...
Got so sleepy an hour later that I sleep for 2 more hours before decideding- there's this word? - that I want to go CC - which is where I am now at. I thought of staying for 3 hours here, till dinner time but my grandma who's been living with us since CNY started doesn't look well, so I decided to played for an hour, just to manage my blog and went for a ride in my NEW BIKE around the neighbourhood, stalking Jon's house- at which I fail since I still not really sure which is the building he living at- and buy a few Pepsi Max before going home.

p/s : My new bike.. A bike i bought with my OWN ANG POW money.. Oh man, I love it. Its so cool, being a combination of black and white.

p/s 2 : Need to buy more REAL energy bar.. Low on stock..

p/s 3 : IMPORTANT : Never eat any overnight food thats been cooked 24 hours earlier and left in soup to rot cause it probably caused stomachache.

p/s 4 : I'm currently in degree 2 for NOT treating my grandma kindly. Not that I mistreat her. I just don't understand her most of the time. And its not like I don't like her, I just don't particularly like anyone at some point of the day, thats why I locked myself in the room, mostly hitting the pillow or doing some weight lifting just to get my frustration off. I have no idea why. I just couldn't control my temper. One minute, I could be like happy go lucky, the next I'm like the a little Devil/Satan whose favorite Reaper has been taken away. Like Jon/Rach and SN often said, I'm EMO or I would like to think myself as "emotional unbalance"-does it have the same meaning?.

define : truancy

Truancy : An act where TEENS mostly decided to take a break usually in the middle of class or before/during school. Adults tend to think playing truant is some sort of rebelling or laziness. In the Blurby's Dictionary, truancy IS an act where teens went out of class because of hunger and boredom.

I skipped my add maths SMART CLASS tuition!!Not whole class. Just last 5 minutes. I doubt its even 5 minutes. Probably only 3 minutes since I spent two in the TOILET doing my business. Anyway, sometimes I do play truancy. And by sometimes, it seems at least once a week this month. Mostly for normal add maths class. Hey, don't blame me. I can stand learning a chapter once, or twice but not THRICE. You would have been too if its CHAPTER 1.. Talk about total boredom. I know SN and Rach probably will say, "I'm not clever unlike you." Stuff of that sort that I already had so much,I decided to go along. I mean, whats the point of keep on repeating myself to tell them I'm not clever just LAZY..sigh..girls..
Anyway, today we started Chap 2 but because I was tired and my sugar level dropped too low for my brain to function, I got brain dead. Nothing enter my brain. A waste of time only, so I walk out of the class to stock my stomach with sugary food. Lucky I brought a sugar loaded bar for emergency..

Anyway, playing truant doesn't always means bad.

define : sex

sex : 1> an act where the male penis enter the female vaginas.. or in the nowadays world, some female animal vagina
2> the differences between the two major organism on the planet. A way to differentiate the superior LADY with the inferior MAN.
P/s : Its hard nowadays.. Often wonder, what should an 'aqua' put in application form in the sex's parts.
P/s 2 : Not being discriminant to aqua. Actually respect their bravery to be different. Just so much people dares to do it and let it be known.

so, I had this major conversation about sexs with a few pal. To which most of the agreed that oral sexs is DEFINITELY disgusting and that they surely won't tried it with their spouses. But me, even though i don't think i would do it- NOT GOING TO GET MARRY- I think no one can be sure things like this. From what I know, oral sexs seems to give some sort of weird pleasure.Besides,think about this. Those who does it, often said the same thing we said now, but after got married, most of them probably crave it.sigh.. Anyway, at my age and most of my friends all agreed in one thing..
Why would anyone do this sort of disgusting thing?
What's so fun about it?
Don't they worry about diseases?
I mean, hello, oral sexs consist of mouth and penis or anus, more commonly known as the ASS-HOLE. Don't they worry those thing enter their mouth?
*shuddering*


ok, maybe its more than one, but WTH..blek..

define : abhor

Abhor : a more polite and scientific word to describe hate/loathe against something or someone especially one who have no idea what it means.

RULES: Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird habits/things/little known facts as well as state this rule clearly. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs!

1. I love my eggs runny and hard but totally abhor the yolk!

2. I love cry silently under my covers. Hei, I'm a girl, ok, physically..

3. Somehow, I love porn romance stories.

4. I trust NOT adults.

5. I ADORE Nanny Fine.

6. Chocolates IS my favourite meal.

7. I hate marriage. Dating or relationship is okay but not more.

8. I decided to adopt or do IVF for a child.

9. I'm afraid of dirty insects- i.e the COCKROACH- but ain't exactly the cleanest person alive or dead.

10. I lie to almost everyone, everyday.

11. Seriously, I really wants to break some major glasses with my fist just to know the feelings.

12. I'm crazy about BEAUTIFUL BOYS.
13. I'm seriously NOT going to ever like cats. CATS ARE EVIL!!!

14. I thought about sexs everday.. My books are doing big time to my brains.

15. I think my left foot pinkies is bigger than my right.

Got this weird thing from Jon's blog.. Don't really had anything better to do..

define : comparing

COMPARING - a deed that was done to humiliate one using the other.. One that was often use between "Parents and the KIDS"

so, the Domineering lady a.k.a Domineer NOT Domino, often said that I love to compare with others where as in MY opinion, thats what I thought of her. In my definition, the word comparing is use to humiliate one. In my case, I'm usually a VICTIM..

I said, "Stop comparing me with the other girls! I'm not other girls..zzz"
Domineer said, "I don't compare. You compare. You're never satisfied and keep on comparing with your brother.."

Hellloooooooo?!

I'm not exactly the FIRST to compare myself with him. First off, the Domineer and the other part of my dysfunctional family, LOVED to compare me with him..

He's the quiet one, he's the nice one, he's the clever one, he's the one who don't demand stuff..bah bah blah..

DAMN THEM!!!!I know, I'm a jerk but to hell with it!!! I'm really angry, jealous maybe like some of my pal said. Jealousy runs in my family?Maybe..

I tried to be like my brother..I stayed INACTIVE and QUIET during family gathering and they started asking questions and say I ACT COOL ONLY..jeez.. I tried to be like that 'sheep' by shrugging and said whatever or anything whenever one asked me about something and they will said I'm so mafan..

And just because I don't goes around belanja-ing my family doesn't mean I'm a cheapskate.. Never heard them said my bro is a cheapskate. How would he be? They give him money all the time.. And the Heartbreaker said he would pay for the sheep colleges fees.. Did he thought about me before he make that choice? What about me? Who's going to pay for MY college fees? I'm not exactly GENIUS enough to get scholarship? What they think? I'm Einstein?

Maybe the Domineer will pay for mine, but I'm not sure.. With that sheep at Taylor and the way the Heartbreaker broke his promises, I think the Domineer would surely need to pay for the sheep fees soon..