define Snickers

Snickers : A wonderfully created chocolate bars with caramel and loads and loads of nuts by Mars brand.. A must have by everyone who's feeling the dump..

AN ODE TO SNICKERS

Snickers o snickers,
Why are thee so wonderfully scrumptious,
Practically drool every time I saw thee on the aisle,
Ever since thee ends in my stomach.

Thy might not be alive,
Thy might not be nice to hug,
But Snickers,
Thy are MY favorites must have of all time.

Snickers o snickers,
Wish I could eat loads more of thee,
But too much of thee is bad news,
To my thigh, bums and calves,
If thee fat is deposited in the boobs area,
I don't suppose I should complain, right?

But snickers o snickers,
Knowing how evil you are does not,
Repeat, DOES NOT,
Stop me from goggling thee perfectly shape body,
Nor does it stop me from devouring you.

Snickers o snickers,
Thee are the BEST creation ever by God,
After Yamada Ryosuke...

p/s : As i don't speak Old English, so it may sound and seem weird.. THANK YOU..