The holidays and The wedding

ok..so, so far, I learnt a few holiday lessons..

1. Never cross a busy road with your eyes on the tar, even though the car is few meters away- they can SPEED up!
2. Klulafa al-Rashidin was the period during khalifah pemerintahan (for some weird reason, the words hang in my brain)
3. .....

ok..i guess thats all..

Last tuesday-the week before today- I went for an overnight stay at PnB Darby Park hotel, all compliments from my Lil'Aunt. She's getting marry the next day. Me, one of my cousins and her boyfriend toured the hotel and went to all the interesting floors..Games room,gym room,sauna, swimming pool..Anyway, the hotel room was HUMONGOUS!!!well, for a average family income, it seems like a luxurious suite for me la..

"There's 3 large king-bed room, 1 large bathroom with a large CLEAN bathtub and a shower, 2 normal bathroom though still bigger than those at home, 1 toiletroom by the frontdoor, 4 TV's!! and a large living room and average kitchen. "

It was fun.. We went to Cheras just for dinner..Giler ho? My uncle favorite place mah,so can't do anything..At night, after everyone gone to bed and slept like a pig, I slept in the CLOSET..at first, the small one, then the larger one.An hour later, I woke up with a stiff neck. After that, the toilet. Before I sleep though, I gave the others a thought and decided its not a good scene if one of them come in for a pee and saw me (haha).. So, I headed outside and sleep at the sofa down the hall..
*the look on the paperboy face..haha..

On wednesday, we went to our Aunt's wedding.. Enough said, lets picture do the talk..





Look at the middle guy..thats my uncle Kok, his wife and the right side de is my 3rd uncle.

chop chop..quick! Take a picture with the bride!

Another one!!!


The wedding vow!!



The places where they take the wedding vow, "Tian Hou Gong"


Huh?


Crazy galssss..
The legendary annoying couple..Everything they did was so couple-ish..

My favorite family, The Koks'..

p/s : sigh..believe it or not, I'm the shortest..jeez..

short review

OK..I"M BORED..lets have a review of my past few days..

• Mum cleaned MY room and woah! I bet she almost faint out of tiredness.Seriously,my room WAS like a bombed place. Anyway, Mum put a sofa bed under my bed now.. So, Thank You Mum..
• I feel FRUSTRATED when Jon keep on saying "F* You" when I tried to get him into a verbal fight. Its so UNFAIR cause I still don't dare to say it out loud. Even for e-d-u-c-a-t-i-o-n, I still don't dare to point the "Current"..sigh..
• Tried on a few dresses but still haven't got the best one yet.
• Went to a movie myself. Watched Night At The Museum 2! Totally love the Einstein bobblehead scenes and the "skirt/tunic" week.
• GOT 63% for my ADDMATHS!!! With my own efforts..Oh ya-uh huh uh huh!
  

i guess that's everything..

p/s :

• I should stop picking my toenails and pulling it out.. My toenails looks DISGUSTING..urgh!!
• Maybe I can pick SOMEONE else toes.. XD
  

Seriously, guys..

seriously..What's wrong with MEN and their ewww.. CROTCH??

Its like everywhere I go, sure there's some one, MAN to be specific who always grab their crotch in public.. I wonder.. Are they brainless or just some big egomaniac who thought their thing is SOOOOOO BIG ? I mean, ya, sure,maybe 1 mm bigger than Frankie (if you know who-what- I was talking about)..

Those guys me and SN saw last few months when there's a sepak takraw competition.. Those guys kept on grabbing their crotch.. SN said that's because of their pants.. I remember I thought or was it said?,

"Why wear those TIGHT pants when its uncomfortable? A bunch of idiotic show off who thought their Frank Cocktail is a huge member.."

I mean, COME ON!! If you're really going to grab or scratch the thing, PLEASE DO IT IN PRIVATE PLACE!!!!Not out in the public where everyone can see it...................

Ask any girl and most of them would said its DISGUSTING and definitely not a Turn On for them when a guy did that..

To guys who did that : FIX YOUR BRAIN!!!!

p/s : Just a thought of the day at 9 am in the morning.. No offense..Those who feel offended could just shove it up their arse..

just filling in..

Jaiz's Fast Meal

1. Tortilla(prefer wholemeal) with peas and super spicy chilli sauce
2. Egg white(and yolk whenever i can) with corn in syrup
3. Corn in syrup straight out of can..No fuss
4. White bread..Not the best choice..only out of no choice
   

Abstinence...saddddddd

Well, I gotta keep a healthy food intake at least for a month..Reason? My aunt getting marry in a month time and I want to look good..Might wear a skirt*shudder* but haven't decide yet..
Anyway, I have to have abstinence from 5 things for a month.

1. Instant noodles twice a week only
2. Less white bread and NO chocolate bars unless I'm doing sports
   
3. No fasting(they said I look like a bone which i so totally do not<-.->)
4. No nuts or acne causing things
5. TOTALLY NO STRESS!!

Well, do you think i can do it? I doubt I'd follow..

Anyway,found a rock climbing center at Desa Setapak..Going to sign up as soon as I got the $$ from bank.. Good thing I save up huh?

from Jon..no idea where he found all this thing

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Very High
Schizoid Disorder:	High
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	High
Borderline Disorder:	Very High
Histrionic Disorder:	Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	High
Dependent Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

Just another stupid post

so, I went to Klcc with Rach and Rootbeer ytd..They were going to watch a malay movie called Talentime but like usual, i have prejudice against malay language based movie.. SO, in the end, I watched a horror movie, called Unborn.. Basically, its not much of a scary movie..I thought i would be afraid to sleep at night, but no, I sleep peacefully..Once i got into slumber world of course..I guess compare to Ju-On, most of the horror movie would probably have no effect on me..Guess there's the age factor too..Watched Ju-On during childhood years and been afraid of it till now even though they make the white ghost boy to be funny at Scary Movie 4 which i don't think funny at all, I'm still afraid of it..

One thing..

WHAT THE CRAP AM I CRAPPING ABOUT?!!!!

p/s : seriously, i have no idea
p/s 2 : SERIOUSLY GALS, STOP TALKING ABOUT LENG ZAI this LENG ZAI that all the way, k?

F*cking A*sshole Rant

SUCKERS!!! I hate it..Damn it..Kill me will you? You love that don't you? I'm just a waste of your time right? Damn it.. I'd die if I want to NOT because you TOLD me too..Damn it..I don't care if HE's my brother..I have no brother, OK? He hates me and I hates him, we look no damn alike, we have different personalities, ergo, I'm a bastard ok..so shut the hell up..

So what if i treat my friends better than my brother?! HE DID THE SAME THING! I am only learning from the pro. And When I want to go online, I WANT TO GO ONLINE not trapped in my room..What makes you think I, ME would study when I don't feel the damn to. I'd study when I feel like it NOT because someone shout at me too..I HATE SHOUTING !!!I hate all of you! You don't know me!You don't need me? Fine! I don't need you too!!

Rach.. I don't feel too good. I think I'm gonna hurl again..

Sh*t !!! I'm mad!

Now, SL..it's not a damn notes if its not COMPLETE..You have to complete the damn thing before you hand it over to your borrower.. Otherwise you caused them a nervous breakdown like how you did to ME. and I'm very UPSET now..zzz..Please, next time, FINISH THE NOTES FIRST !!!

Holiday going to end soon..More school and urgh..WORK.

ok..so, a week of holidays almost end..To be precise, in another 3 hours and 57 minutes..
So far, this is what I have achieve voluntarily and involuntarily.

• Gain 2.5 kg, placing me at a very unhappy weight..Temptation is too hard to resist.
• Waist grew 1 to 2 inches placing me at a very very UNHAPPY situation..
  
• Grew 2 to 3 cm, placing me at a satisfying height of 167/168..HAPPY.
• Thought, emphasize THOUGHT- to do my homework but never seems to have any time for it even though its holidays. Every time I got a pen and a paper in front of me, I binge in, thus weight gain. I'M DEAD..peka and moral project all empty.. (0.0)!!!
• Didn't finish my BIO Form 4 notes and revision.Heck, didn't even look at the book.Dead..again.
• Burned my arse(Brit term for ASS) off at sauna. Its fun, dripping in sweat..But..I have no more underwear to wear!!!! (T_T)
• Bought a new white shoes for school.Amazing.. I never washed my school shoes YET for the last half term and now can get a new one cause somehow the shoes almost split half at the EXACT same places.
  

F***ing around with picture..

this little cocky idiot name is ANDERSON..for more prove, scroll the damn thing down..

see..PROVED>.< If this person did any wrong, tell the authority that the name is Anderson Tan.

ps : The nose is not sharp enough..sigh..Why do i have the girl problem of finding faults with one
own self?

ps 2 : Put whatever you want for the star at the title..I'm innocent for any indecent thought
YOU have.

I grew TALLER!!!!!

GOOD NEWS!!!I grew taller by 2 cm!!!!haha..Before this whenever I measure my height, I'm alway 167 with shoes ON, now its 169 with shoes ON and 167 with shoes OFF..haha..wonder if I'd still grow cause I still wish to grow taller just to spite someone..Seriously, I'm too short for the Leong clan..Most of the Leong clan is over 170..I'm like the shortest..boooo...

Another thing, I got involved in an evil teatime with 3 divorcees.. EVIL!!! I had to sit quietly (which i didn't) and listened to them babbling and do the once a while gossiping.. Its the land of AUNTIES..ahh!!!!!!!I spent more than one and a half hours fidgeting in my seats and drink sugary beverages..LOLX..

Changeling, starring Angelina Jolie

Watching it at Orange today..still watching it now..

Check under the Wineville Chicken Coop Murder..About 20 boys were murdered by the sick guy..I'm EXTREMELY happy that he's dead though I hope they tortured him just as how he tortured those kids..Bloody bastard..A hang was too easy for him. A simple dead and that's all? Who the hell would be scare of that?
Those murderers probably thought that if they could get away from one murder, they are cleverer than the polices and they would do again just for the thrill of it. When they are caught, its either maximum security prison or death..Thats all? sigh..I don't think that give much of a warning to society..

sry for being a sadistic(i think) bastard today..just feeling angry after doing a research of this murder..

2 movie under 24 hours

Went to watch movie with my cousin and her hubby yesterday.. We watched Watchmen. Bad choices.. It was a HORRIBLE choice..The movie was a total idiotic thing.. My favorite part of it was when Jon( not our infamous Jon here) handle the machine thingy and all the screw and spare parts float everywhere.. I like the Jon character..He can remain calm at all times. However, he was losing his humanity senses.. I also like the guy with the changing mask. He's so cool albeit being a sadistic. Love the scenes when he fights,,Shock!. According to Yi Hua and Ian, its full of 18 rated thing and I shouldn't watch it.. Suck you! I'm old enough ok.. There's not even full nudity, maybe got one but you can't see any part.. Its probably 16 rated only.. Ian said the goverment(i think) is so *tupid. They cut out the unnecessary part and left those hamsap part.. What's the point then?

Then today,

Went to KLCC with Rachel to watch movie. We watched Race to With Mountain, starring Dwaynne Johnson, Alexander Ludwig, and Anna Sophia Robb. It was WICKED AWESOME. The movie had some hilarious part.. I totally love the scene when Dwaynne talked to the dog thing.. That was crazy!!haha.. I make a lot of funny faces trying to control my laughter..Lol..Then me and Rachel went to Isetan and spend around 10-15 minutes there because I was in another of my dilemma again. I can't make my choice between buying Snickers 3 for 6.65 or a box of Meiji Crackers.. In the end, I bought one pack of Meiji Crackers and a bar of Snickers.. Everything was gone by 10 pm..Haha..gluttony act.. Then me and Rachel went to Cold Storage for a walk just to past the time before heading home again..She heads home, I heads Library..

Anyway, its a nice day courtesy of the movie and I didn't tired out caused there's only two of us and I don't need to give a damn about others..

p/s : Saw TBA..still short as ever.. XP

define : Marriage

Marriage : A stupid act done by many only to realise later on that they don't match each other.

ok,so my mum had this discussion...AGAIN!!

Title : Marriage

(....)
Jaiz : I don't know.. Told you I don't intend to get marry anyway..
Mum : That's what you say now..Wait till you found someone you love..
Jaiz : Even then I won't want to get marry.. Marriage is a waste of time and money.. I'd rather invest in stock than paying the lawyer fees when we divorce.
Mum : Not everyone divorce..
Jaiz : (majority does) You and dad are the best example..I'm going to do IVF and have children but I'm not going to be tie down by marriage..
Mum :(speechless)

The end..

So what's with marriage anyway? I mean nowadays, MOST people have sexs before marriage and it NOT illegal once we turned 18 (16 in America).. So, guys, don't even mention the "you're not going to have sexs? " thing.. Other than that, why marry when you're only going to divorce..How many idiots have make the mistake and cause emotional suffering to their offspring,turning them into idiots and passed on to THEIR offsprings and the cycles continue.. Bet that out of 10 people of first time marriage, more than half would still be together by their deathbed, NOT~

SO, what's with marriage discussion will ends here for now cause its 5 in the morning and my mind is BLANK..

MErepEking

just came back from sauna-ing.. It WAS FUN!! 1 hour of sweating minus the exertion was fun.. I love to sweat though not so much from a boy cause they smell of BO big time! Well, sauna is good for me..It opens up my pores.. Give me a better face complexion..XD

one more thing, I finally CLEAN UP MY ROOM!!!so PROUD of myself.. You should see the amount of dust resting on my bookcase and floor (there's even chocolate bits on my bed..haha..) I know I know.. Rach the RAT (haha!!) going to say I'm a slobbiest person in the world.

Anyhow, thats my day unless you want to hear me rant about my food eating that would make Paris Hilton jump off the building..

Slumdog review..

Slumdog millionaire..

Saw Jon 'article' and decided to write mine.. I watched it for the first time last week at 5.30 am in my house and again this morning, at the same time.. HEi, it IS a nice movie.. The kids were so cute especially the Jamal character(the teen one is pretty handsome XD).. Its pretty much a nice movie which talked about cruelty against people who lived in a poor place. The most terrible part was when the bastard Maman and his *dogs* burned that little boys eye.. At first I thought they gouged it out, but later found out they burned it with HOT water..

Another movie with happy ending (even though Salim's dead).. To tell the truth, I won't mind watching it again..

A shitty short vid by Jaiz

I've done <68> out of 132 things.. I know la, my life is BORING

Do this and re-post it with the title:
I've done <> out of the 132 things.

Level 1
( ) Smoked A Cigarette
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) Drank Alcohol

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) Are / Been In Love
(x) Been Dumped
(x) Shoplifted
( ) Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight

SO FAR: 4

Level 4
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die

SO FAR: 7

Level 5
() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
( ) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
( ) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 8

Level 6
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
( ) Met Someone BECAUSE of Facebook
( ) Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 9

Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
( ) Made A Sand Angel

SO FAR: 12

Level 8
( ) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
( ) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 14

Level 9
( ) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
( ) Gone Sledging
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 17

Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake
(x ) Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 20

Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
( ) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 23

Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
( ) Been Suspended From School
( ) Had Detention
( ) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 24

Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR:25

Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 28

Level 15
( ) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (very subjective question)

SO FAR: 31

Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 34

Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made a Prank Phone Call
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
( ) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR:37

Level 18
( ) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
( ) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

SO FAR:38

Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Rollerblading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR:41

Level 20
( ) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
( if shit counts, then X) Swore at the teacher, in front of them
( ) Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR:43

Level 22
( x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
() Sat On A Roof Top

SO FAR: 45

Level 23
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
( ) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
() Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR:47

Level 24
() Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
() Had/Been in a tree house
( ) Been scared to watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 48

Level 25
(x) Believed In Ghosts
( x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail

SO FAR: 50

Level 26
( ) Played Chicken
( ) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
() Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 51
Level 27
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
( ) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (within a circle of friends, duhh)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 54

Level 28
( ) Mooned/Flashed Someone
( ) Had Someone Moon/Flash You (luckily)
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someone's Hair
( ) Gone Skinny Dipping
(x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
(x) Tried to hurt yourself

SO FAR: 59

Level 29
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
(x) Black-Mailed Someone
(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 64

Level 31
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
( ) Licked A Cat
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR:68

Level 32
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint
( ) Had sex in the rain
( ) Flattened someones tires
( ) Rode your car/truck until the gas light came on
( ) Got five dollars or less worth of gas

Total : 68

I'm in love "again" with an older man!!wat old..

well,three days past since my last random post..Here's another review of what had happened in these few days.

12/3/09- SPM results day..

So far as i see, a few CRIED out of HAPPINESS and DISAPPOINTMENT. My own brother, I don't know whether its good or not.. I mean someone PLEASE define good!Some of those known clever dudes only get like (5 to 6) A's. sigh..Being the hateful sis, I would have love to *pijak my bro teruk-teruk but since I'm in a good mood and I know its not easy to score the damn test, I won't do it. Won't want retribution since I'm taking it this year right?
Anyway, congratz Wei Shuang for getting straight 1A's (11 subject! Fuyoh!!) and congratz her boyfriend*childhood friend of my brother and a few of his friends that never bully me*. They really secocok giler! Both get straight 11 A's though I don't know Fang is all 1A's or with 2A's. Congratz too to Tien Jie (bro crush..shhh) and Chia Jing and Samantha for their results.. Not bad though its not up to me to disclose their scores so mind you, don't call me a KEPOCHI!!
Congratz to those who got the mark they want and better..

13/3/09- A normal LAST day of school before half of 1st? term holiday

Like usual, its BORING.. had to listen to pengetua talk and talk for like a few hours. I actually fell asleep before 5 minutes past. When I woke up, I went right out and just stayed at the canteen being dumb..

14/3/09- Nothing much, yet

What do YOU expect? Its 9.01 in the morning! jeez.. if you want some news, here's some, I woke up at 1.30 AM and ate my delicious supper which would kill those girls and played with my NEW PHONE till 3.30 AM before falling asleep.

Oh ya, from a few post back, i posted one about mans that i think handsome (my brother is NOT included in it).. And so far, i think i still can't get past my crush of Jimmy Lin and my newest crush Ethan Ruan ever since he acted in Fated to Love You.